You have a team?

Edited (I'm just going to say she has no idea what's going on because I was busy 😌) 2024-11-02 06:54 pm (UTC)

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Hell yeah I do. You're talking to the Captain of the Whitney Field Wildlife.

Edited (sunglasses lmao) 2024-11-02 07:00 pm (UTC)

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Oh my God. They were serious. Congratulations, Captain.

I'm not sure you really want me playing baseball.

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I'm a prodigy.

And I do, actually. You can't make us worse.

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Already hitting them out of the park, huh?

I'm not so sure about that. [...] I might be willing to try, though.

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Totally, if every single part of that sentence is a metaphor.

Sweet. I can ask for nothing more.
Start thinking about your uniform.

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Of course, being literal is so passé. Have you ever even hit a ball before?

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I guess this could be enjoyable.

Do you need someone to make uniforms?

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Maybe a whiffle ball like twice.
But how hard could it be.

So far there's been talk of all black and bedazzling.
Honestly, I was kind of thinking people could dress up as whatever animal they wanted. That's a uniform, right?

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Wow, amazing. I played tee-ball for a season when I was little, so maybe I'm ahead of you.

Yeah, I think it counts as a uniform as long as there's a unifying element. Maybe just slap WFW on them all.

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[ooc: canonically forgot about this DM for 2 days & now he's back lmao]

I would rather think about this than the shit going on right now.
WFW. Win fight win.

[...] So 10000 is a lot of zeds.

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Very valid. What animal should I be?

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It is. I'm [...] nervous. Do you feel battened down, there?

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You know I can't answer that question for you, Arwen.
It lies within.

Honestly? I'm crossing my fingers on a lot.
But it's fine.

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Ah, of course, silly of me to ask. I'll meditate on it. What are you going to be?

Just be sure to ask for help, if you need it. [...] Is it fine? I figure we've managed thus far.

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